{"title":"Extradimensional Creeps!","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"specimen-001-harold","title":"SPECIMEN 001 \"Harold\"","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSpecimen 001 — “Harold”\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClassification:\u003c\/strong\u003e UNCONTAINED\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisposition:\u003c\/strong\u003e DOCILE\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRisk Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e LOW\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHarold was recovered beneath an abandoned residential structure after reports of scratching beneath the floorboards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDespite his appearance, Harold has displayed no predatory or defensive behavior toward recovery personnel. He is slow-moving, largely indifferent to human contact, and spends most of his time searching for dark, enclosed spaces in which to rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe specimen’s elongated limbs and unusual facial structure initially prompted preparations for secured transport. These precautions were determined to be unnecessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHarold may be handled without specialized equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe does, however, have a tendency to wander.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecovery Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf Harold cannot be located, check underneath nearby furniture before initiating a site search.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a handmade, 1-of-1, polymer clay art piece. It is fragile, so please handle your new pet with care! 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Murphy frequently approaches the walls of his enclosure when individuals enter the room and appears to respond positively to attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDespite possessing an unusually large mouth and several rows of sharp teeth, Murphy has shown no deliberate aggression. Most attempted biting appears exploratory rather than predatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContainment is maintained primarily due to Murphy’s tendency to consume \u003cstrong\u003eanything small enough to fit inside his mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis has included food, packaging material, several identification tags, and a portion of Recovery Agent Keller’s left glove.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMurphy should not be removed from his enclosure without supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecovery Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eMurphy is considered safe. 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The specimen possesses no visible limbs and appears to move by dragging itself forward with its unusually muscular tongue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDespite its appearance, Gob displays little aggression toward Recovery personnel. Nearly all observed behavior appears motivated by hunger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGob has demonstrated a particular interest in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThumb colonies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. During initial testing, the specimen consumed three Thumbs in rapid succession before containment procedures could be implemented. Further exposure has been prohibited.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe specimen’s mouth is capable of opening far beyond what its body dimensions should permit. 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